Bunions.

Sometimes I rub my feet together at night, and I feel that my big toe knuckles are growing in size. Maybe it's paranoia from too many New Balance shifts in which I'd hear about otherwise attractive, hoity-toity suburbanites divulge in full detail about their painful bunion surgeries. Maybe I am growing bunions. Have you seen Posh Spice's feet? This is really something to worry about.