Today.

I have not showered.
I have eaten lots of carbs.
I have watched way too much television.
I have not worked out.
I have not brushed my hair.
I have not spoken to anyone since around 2 PM.
I have not been outside since around 1 PM.
I have not found my remote control.
I have not changed the channel in quite awhile.
I have read a couple of tabloid magazines.
I have checked the TiVO season pass manager three times for taped episodes of Dawson's Creek.
I have finished a book about the Holocaust while watching Rock of Love.
I have had no emotional epiphanies, intellectual thoughts, or motivational bursts.
I have thought of mostly nothing, and it has been good.