What did the cabbage roll say to the pierogi?
I'll go ahead and admit it: I have grandmother issues.
But every once in awhile, she says something so ridiculous that I laugh for five minutes straight.
The lady is 100% Polish, and she was very happy to hear that I experienced my first "Polish wedding" a few weekends ago in Chicago. She reiterated her belief that "Polish people are the best people" multiple times after my mom informed her of my trip.
I saw her today when she came over for dinner (DiMaggio's Pizza, what's up now?), and she wanted to hear all the details. Did I eat Polish food? Did I dance the polka?
I told her that they didn't play very much polka music, but they did play a lot of upbeat disco-inspired music that was all in---
"German?" she asked, expectantly.
And there you go.
But every once in awhile, she says something so ridiculous that I laugh for five minutes straight.
The lady is 100% Polish, and she was very happy to hear that I experienced my first "Polish wedding" a few weekends ago in Chicago. She reiterated her belief that "Polish people are the best people" multiple times after my mom informed her of my trip.
I saw her today when she came over for dinner (DiMaggio's Pizza, what's up now?), and she wanted to hear all the details. Did I eat Polish food? Did I dance the polka?
I told her that they didn't play very much polka music, but they did play a lot of upbeat disco-inspired music that was all in---
"German?" she asked, expectantly.
And there you go.
posted by quank at 1:42 AM
4 Comments:
Really, German disco is the best.
but she's not grandma quank! she's grandma...boston baked bena.
for the record, i will let everyone know that when my parents got married, it was the cook-rice wedding. that's some leno "headlines" stuff.
well, i'm jussayin... wouldn't grandma quank be my dad's mom? well, wait. you probably don't know that quank = cook in my friends' (and nickname giver outers) warped world.
either way, BBB is CRAZY. :)
no, you are now dumber for having learned that. :)
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