anyone lived in a pretty how town...
On Thanksgiving 1995, I was watching Candyman with my best friend Alechia and my boyfriend at the time. Alechia received a phone call from this guy, Shane, who was relatively new in town. He liked her. He asked if he could come by my house and pick the three of us up and take us somewhere. We said sure.
He came about 15 minutes later, and drove us out to Harrison Cemetery. He said he had something to show us. We walked for a bit and nothing happened.
Then, all of a sudden, Shane's older brother and his girlfriend, Jennifer Capriati, jumped out from behind gravestones to scare the living bejesus out of us. They sort of succeeded.
He came about 15 minutes later, and drove us out to Harrison Cemetery. He said he had something to show us. We walked for a bit and nothing happened.
Then, all of a sudden, Shane's older brother and his girlfriend, Jennifer Capriati, jumped out from behind gravestones to scare the living bejesus out of us. They sort of succeeded.
posted by quank at 1:59 AM
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THE Jennifer Capriati? THE tennis playing, dope smoking J.C.?
Didn't Shane know that playing pranks like that on people in a cemetery is how scary movies start? Man, he's really lucky. Because usually while he's pointing and laughing at you, something undead is ripping his still-beating heart out of chest.
So Shane and Alechia had sex after that, right?
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