6.17.2006

Perplexing question.

Why do all old(er) men in movies lose their ability to open and close their jaws when supposedly passionately kissing a woman? Or do they do this on purpose, so as not to gross out a younger audience?

I watched Shopgirl last night, and Steve Martin looked like he'd never kissed anything but a wall in his life.

But, I've noticed this in other movies, too. They grab the girl, wrap their arms around her, and lunge in with their mouths half open. And then for the entire 5-minute kiss in the rain, their mouth position does not change. They simply move their head from side to side, like they have a Jane Fonda workout playing in their heads.

2 Comments:

Blogger S'dizzle said...

botox maybe? might be interesting to do an informal study on pre-botox (older) leading men vs. post...

11:01 AM  
Blogger MJS said...

I've heard that once you turn 40 in Hollywood you have to French -- or Freedom -- kiss George Clooney. I've also heard that once you've kissed George Clooney you'll never want to French -- or Freedom -- kiss another woman again.

7:04 PM  

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