One more time, with feeling...

Last Friday started with happy hour for Jables, Nikki, Vanessa, Britt, and me at the Seven Gables Inn. Many margaritas and song requests of Pierce Crask later, we hit the neighborhood bar, Babe's, with LeBlanc and Kerri. On the walk home, we girls passed by a little Greek restaurant. The neon signs were turned off, but patrons still mingled in the outdoor patio area. The smell of cooking lamb was in the air. We were instantly overcome with drunken hunger, and we poked our faces through the rod iron fence to search for someone with enough power to put together a gyro or two. Unfortunately, the owner apologized for his inability to provide us with the sustanance to walk the two blocks home. We were turned away...but not without the inspiration to express our disappointment through musical verse, thanks to Nicole Hamilton.

To the tune of "I Need a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler from the Footloose soundtrack:

I NEED A GYRO!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A GYRO AT THE END OF THE NIGHT
IT'S GOTTA BE WARM
AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOFT
AND IT'S GOTTA HAVE CUCUMBER SAUCE
I NEED A GYRO!