Clarification(s).
E-mail exchange between friend Kara and me:
Kara: Um, I just read your list of people to kill. I noticed that "Cheers Heavy" listed Carrot Top. I just want to set the record straight.
Carrot Top is actually a very nice man. He shops at Jack's store all the time, and although he's unusually large, wears eyeliner, and produces unremarkable stand-up, Jack says he's one of the nicest people in the world. He doesn't deserve to die.
This is what I do at work.
Me: I will definitely have to set the record straight with your response for the world to know the truth about Carrot Top.
Kara: It's just my duty. I didn't ask for this celebrity knowledge, but with great power comes great responsibility.
On another note, I want to stress the fact that my blogger nickname rhymes with Mel Blanc, not crank. It sounds easier on the tongue and not as vicious. I want to be known as a nice little blogger.
Kara: Um, I just read your list of people to kill. I noticed that "Cheers Heavy" listed Carrot Top. I just want to set the record straight.
Carrot Top is actually a very nice man. He shops at Jack's store all the time, and although he's unusually large, wears eyeliner, and produces unremarkable stand-up, Jack says he's one of the nicest people in the world. He doesn't deserve to die.
This is what I do at work.
Me: I will definitely have to set the record straight with your response for the world to know the truth about Carrot Top.
Kara: It's just my duty. I didn't ask for this celebrity knowledge, but with great power comes great responsibility.
On another note, I want to stress the fact that my blogger nickname rhymes with Mel Blanc, not crank. It sounds easier on the tongue and not as vicious. I want to be known as a nice little blogger.
posted by quank at 12:32 PM
3 Comments:
If you are allowing corrections - I have to tell you that Jared Fogle is extremely nice, and gracious. He is a family friend, and he and his family they are all really good people.
His ad campaign is annoying, yes - but he just happened to do something that worked - and gets paid a ton of money because of his story.
Not that this will change the list, but I would be remiss if I did not write anything since he's only been a friend to my family and I.
the commercials drive me crazy. plus friend melissa met him for work in CA and said he wasn't very nice to her.
but i will no longer judge this man based on the content of his ad campaign but on his true colors.
I heard Pol Pot was exceptionally nice to people from whom he could buy stuff and also quite congenial to people who would give him delicious low-fat submarine sandwiches.
That doesn't mean he's not worthy of a little hate directed at him every now and then.
Drink some haterade haters.
HATE.
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