Take shelter in your local shopping mall...

A freaky pattern has been established in Hollywood over the past few weeks. Publicly feuding parties are ironically becoming parents on the exact same day. First, there was Brooke Shields and TomKat. Next to follow were Shaq and Kobe, both becoming fathers again two days ago. What is going on? Is anyone else scared?

Is this just the universe mocking the ridiculousness of petty celebrity arguments? Will more follow? Bill O'Reilly and Al Franken? Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan? Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Is this something more serious?

Something is stirring. I suggest you get down on your knees and pray in front of your latest copy of US Weekly. Have you seen The Night of the Comet? Cause that's what I'm talkin' about.