One step closer to a spread in Playboy...
I don't know if you were lucky enough to catch it, but Britney Spears made a surprise appearance on my celebrity dad's show last night. She arrived on the set of Letterman in time to deliver the night's top ten list, after some friendly banter with the host.
The girl seriously looked as uncomfortable as a patient with her feet in stirrups at the gynie's office. I'm not even a fan, and I found myself internally rooting for her to NOT look like a total fool. She hunched over in her seat, she nervously chomped her gum, she showed no ounce of a personality.
When she read the top ten list, it was obvious she didn't get the humor in the least bit. Granted, the top ten is usually so unfunny that it's hysterical. But even I could have done those one-liners a bit more justice. At one point, she grazed over a word she didn't recognize by pronouncing it as "something" instead of saying the actual word. The word was tamiflu. Sound it out, honey. Make your best guess. Get hooked on phonics.
Due to my sappy, yet instinctive love of the underdog, my thoughts on repeat were "Step it up a notch! Make them laugh, Britney! Show some personality before I die of embarrassment FOR you!" Alas, she did not receive the messages.
Before she left the show, she confirmed her pregnancy with her second child. That poor, poor girl.
The girl seriously looked as uncomfortable as a patient with her feet in stirrups at the gynie's office. I'm not even a fan, and I found myself internally rooting for her to NOT look like a total fool. She hunched over in her seat, she nervously chomped her gum, she showed no ounce of a personality.
When she read the top ten list, it was obvious she didn't get the humor in the least bit. Granted, the top ten is usually so unfunny that it's hysterical. But even I could have done those one-liners a bit more justice. At one point, she grazed over a word she didn't recognize by pronouncing it as "something" instead of saying the actual word. The word was tamiflu. Sound it out, honey. Make your best guess. Get hooked on phonics.
Due to my sappy, yet instinctive love of the underdog, my thoughts on repeat were "Step it up a notch! Make them laugh, Britney! Show some personality before I die of embarrassment FOR you!" Alas, she did not receive the messages.
Before she left the show, she confirmed her pregnancy with her second child. That poor, poor girl.
posted by quank at 12:05 AM
6 Comments:
Who is that "poor poor girl?" Britney or the spawn of K.Fed (or some other scrub) swimming inside of her...
I just heard about a time her feet were so smelly that other passengers on an airplane made her put her shoes back on. That is pretty smelly.
She is garbage.
she's "fat" because she never lost all the baby weight from her first pregnancy before she started gaining again from her second. i won't ridicule her on that. just everything else.
I'm a big fan of Duff except that she dates that d-bag from Good Charlotte... For the love of God don't let your kids listen to Good Charlotte.
you men are the reason girls are puking in toilets all over america. :)
mike palm can fit into the clothes i wore in 9th grade.
I can't wait to see the new statue they make of Britney giving birth via doggy style. What was that?
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