Important tooth-related advice...

1. Don't try to whiten your teeth while drunk. It's not an ideal situation when you leave the strips on your teeth for over 2 hours because you passed out. Your gums may or may not continue to bleed profusely days later.

2. Try not to visit a 60-year old dentist who, while numbing your mouth and drilling on your cavity, hums along to "Switch" by Will Smith.