Help! Southern Illinois is in a nutshell!
Larry was feeling awfully depressed because he recently found out that his wife had been cheating on him. Completely dependent on his relationship with her, he was miserable at the thought of divorce. Instead of holding his head up and walking through the damage, he decided to commit suicide at his home.
Larry found a long rope and created a noose. He went to a tall tree in his backyard and tied the rope onto one of the middle branches. He climbed up.
Little did Larry know that his nextdoor neighbor was watching out of his back window the entire time.
Larry put the rope around his neck. Right before he jumped off, he heard his neighbor yell, "Your rope's too long!" Larry couldn't stop himself, though. He jumped and hit the ground with a thud, breaking both his ankles.
As he sat there in pain, he heard his neighbor yell, "Next time get a gun!"
Larry is still alive today.
Larry found a long rope and created a noose. He went to a tall tree in his backyard and tied the rope onto one of the middle branches. He climbed up.
Little did Larry know that his nextdoor neighbor was watching out of his back window the entire time.
Larry put the rope around his neck. Right before he jumped off, he heard his neighbor yell, "Your rope's too long!" Larry couldn't stop himself, though. He jumped and hit the ground with a thud, breaking both his ankles.
As he sat there in pain, he heard his neighbor yell, "Next time get a gun!"
Larry is still alive today.
posted by quank at 1:51 PM
2 Comments:
"Truuuu Storaaay!"
Jon from Real World.
it is true that there is a higher suicide rate among men because the means they typically use are more effective. i.e. they use more violence such as guns and other weapons. females have more unsuccessful attempts, but lower rates of suicide, as they often resort to less violent means such as overdoses and slitting wrists as their methods of choice. they aren't obviously surefire ways.
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